“A Note Explaining a Future Absence”


Dear Readers:

Please excuse Melanie Rome from posting on this blog next Friday as she will be in route to Stonnington, Maine, where the average daily temperature is 75 degrees.  Unfortunately, Melanie is in mid-menopause (a note from her doctor can be provided) and her doctor fears that unless she is able to spend time in a cooler climate, she will spontaneously combust and being shy, she is worried that this outcome would result on a full page story in the National Enquirer.

However, I can assure you that she will post on the following Friday, August 2, while in Maine.

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to contact me.

Sincerely,

The Collective Unconscious

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